{"id":3232,"date":"2013-02-14T14:17:10","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T22:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/howlheritage.com\/?p=3232"},"modified":"2013-02-14T16:51:43","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T00:51:43","slug":"ur-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/?p=3232","title":{"rendered":"UR MOM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes dates don\u2019t go as you plan.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3235\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3235\" style=\"width: 350px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/howlheritage.com\/media\/2013\/02\/IMG_99732.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3235\" title=\"no love.\" src=\"http:\/\/howlheritage.com\/media\/2013\/02\/IMG_99732-350x262.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/media\/2013\/02\/IMG_99732-350x262.jpg 350w, https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/media\/2013\/02\/IMG_99732-100x75.jpg 100w, https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/media\/2013\/02\/IMG_99732-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/media\/2013\/02\/IMG_99732.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3235\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image by Jessi Proulx<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Ethan Cole decided to share his date disaster with us here at Howl.<br \/>\nHappy Valentine\u2019s Day, and better luck next time, man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>We arrive at the movies. I buy the tickets and snacks. I\u2019m starting to feel good on how this date is going, and about 15 minutes in, I stopped paying attention to the movie because I&#8217;m focusing on trying to pull a move. I won\u2019t lie, I was nervous. I raise my hand to do the classic yawn-move and right at that moment I&#8217;m turned around halfway and I see my date\u2019s mom is sitting right behind us. She snuck in after us! Who does that!?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ethan locked eyes with stalker-mom and slowly retracted his arm.<br \/>\nThe moral of the story: Don\u2019t yawn unless it\u2019s real.<\/p>\n<p>-Written by Hugo Gonzales<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes dates don\u2019t go as you plan. Ethan Cole decided to share his date disaster with us here at Howl. Happy Valentine\u2019s Day, and better luck next time, man. \u201cWe arrive at the movies. I buy the tickets and snacks. I\u2019m starting to feel good on how this date is going, and about 15 minutes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3232"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3242,"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232\/revisions\/3242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/howlheritage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}